Jahla Seppanen

Jahla Seppanen

Born and raised off-the-grid in New Mexico, Jahla Seppanen is currently a sports, fitness, and wellness writer in Denver, CO who watches WWE, 007, and baseball in her spare time. Her writing has appeared in Maxim, SHAPE, The Sportster, Strong Fitness Magazine, Dwell, and InsideHook, along with international literary fiction reviews. Her vices include long runs and tequila with mango juice.
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Food & Drink

These Bud Light Vending Machines Will Only Activate When the Browns Break Their 1-31 Losing Streak

If anyone needs a reminder, the Browns lost all 16 of their games last year and 15 the year before.
Auto

Milan Red is a Hypercar Boasting 1,325 Horsepower and a Heart-Rate Visualizer

Sure, a heart-rate visualizer is technically useless in terms of driving better but it makes the ride more exciting.
Culture

Post-Workout Eyeball Recovery is a Thing and Under Armour is Leading the Way

New tech uses a proprietary and restorative color profile that eliminates harmful violet light and allows helpful blue light to regulate natural circadian rhythms and eye relaxation.
Auto

The Gambler 500 Is the Badass Off-Road Rally You’ve Never Heard Of

Your goal: to buy a cheap, impractical vehicle and race across Oregon backroads.
Culture

Why ‘Castle Rock’ is the Best Horror Show (Even if You’re Not a Hardcore Stephen King Fan)

If you love Stranger Things, Twin Peaks, and The X-Files...
Culture

First Tattoo Tips: What to Know Before You Get Ink

In other words, how to avoid needing laser removal for the Tweety Bird on your @$$.