There’s a certain breed of people out there that love hot sauces. Like, love’em so much they would marry them if that were a legal, possible thing. (Need evidence? Check out this piece on hot cocktails and this one on the New York Hot Sauce Expo.) As with all things, though, some people take it a little too far, like making a sauce that is almost two times hotter than freaking pepper spray and selling it to people so that they can ingest it.
To put that in perspective, a bell pepper is 0 SHUs, because it contains no capsaicin, the ingredient responsible for the heat, pain, terror, euphoria, and everything else involved in eating spicy foods. A jalapeño? A paltry 5,000 SHUs. A Carolina Reaper clocks in at 1.5 million SHUs and pepper spray—the stuff used to stop criminals—is around 5.3 million SHUs.
That’s not the only thing special about this sauce. Plutonium is 60-percent pure capsicum, and comes in a solid form. In order to use, you have to heat the damn stuff to 140 degrees just to get it out of the bottle. (They heat the stuff to get it in there, too.)
There’s also a disclaimer for the sauce, which in part reads:
“I agree, as indicated by my opening this bottle, as follows in connection with my purchase of this product:
- Due to the extreme hot nature of this product, this product shall be used as a food additive. This product can cause serious injury if directly consumed, ingested or applied to the body…
- This product is to be used at my own risk, and I am fully understand the potential danger if used or handled improperly…
- I hereby disclaim, release and relinquish any and all claims, actions and lawsuits that I, or any of my dependents, heirs, family members or legal representatives, may have against any party relating to any damage or injury that may Result, or is alleged to have resulted, from the use, consumption, ingestion, contact or other use of or from the product.
- I am not inebriated or otherwise not of a sound mind, and I fully able to make a sound decision about the purchase of this product.”
When have you had a food additive that’s come with a disclaimer (that says you can’t be drunk purchasing it) before?
Mad Dog 357 Plutonium No. 9 comes in a one-ounce package and will cost you $100.
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