Well, it’s that time of year again, so bust out your green suit with matching
future barf bin oversized hat, slap on a novelty necklace, and load up your flask with your favorite green drink.
Okay, maybe you’re not planning to get that wild (read: sloppy) this St. Patty’s Day, but even if you’re keeping it low key you can still embrace the shamrock spirit by slipping into something festive from Duluth Trading Company’s line of briefs.
Every holiday has its own perks, but there’s something unique about the signature enthusiastic celebration of St. Patrick’s Day. Every March, festivals, parades, and local celebrations sprout up everywhere. There’s not much that’s more fun than a raucous St. Patty’s Day celebration with your bros, but all that activity can really be sidelined by an uncomfortable undercarriage.
KISS ME I’M BUCK NAKED Boxer Briefs, $22
Aside from their festive Shamrock design, Duluth’s Kiss Me I’m Buck Naked St. Patrick’s Day underwear is just a damn good pair of underwear. The moisture-wicking fabric stretches with your body and is treated to fight body odor to keep you comfortable and clean, while the specially designed fly keeps you perfectly contained through even the heartiest of parties. If you’re looking for something with a little more freedom, the Kiss Me I’m Buck Naked line also has a pair of shamrock boxers.
BULLPEN CORRALLING BOXER BRIEFS, $22
Not every man’s skivvy style is the same, so you might be looking for something with a little more specialized support. Enter the Bullpen Corralling Boxer Briefs, with a specially-designed pocket that rallies and stabilizes the ol’ blarney stones. Pick up a pair in Rain Forest Green for an adjustment-free St. Patty’s party experience.
You could try relying on the luck of the Irish to keep your business in order this St. Patrick’s Day, but it’s probably better for everyone if you bring a little support along. Besides, there’s no better time of year to replace your lucky underwear.