“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.” — Johnny Carson
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.” — W.C. Fields
“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.” — William Faulkner
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.” — Mark Twain