Laugh With the House of Cards Against Humanity Deck

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If you don’t know about Cards Against Humanity, you better get with it. We promise that this game will be the life of your next party. It’s hilarious, and you’re going to laugh so hard you won’t know what hit you. It’s basically like Madlibs on crack. Pick a Card Czar, and he/she then picks a black card with a fill in the blank phrase. Then everyone who is playing submits an answer, and the Card Czar reads the answer out loud, one by one. The best one gets an Awesome Point.

Best of all these guys got approached by Netflix to create a special Cards Against Humanity House of Cards edition just in time for the premier of Season 2. Yep that’s right, all the insider knowledge that only a House of Cards fanatic would know served as inspiration for Cards Against Humanity’s latest set. To create the set, not only did the folks at Cards Against Humanity chat with the Netflix Series’s head writer, they also watched the entire first season.

What did they come up with? Here’s a sample:

White Cards

25 shitty jokes about House of Cards.

An origami swan that’s some kind of symbol?

A homoerotic subplot.

Forcing a handjob on a dying man.

Ribs so good they transcend race and class.

The sensitive European photographer who’s fucking my wife.

Carbon monoxide poisoning.

Discharging a firearm in a residential area.

Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad.

Making it look like a suicide.

A much younger woman.

An older man.

Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience.

A childless marriage.

My constituents.

Punching a congressman in the face.

Black Cards

I can’t believe Netflix is using __________ to promote House of Cards.

I’m not going to lie. I despise __________. There, I said it.

A wise man said, “Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about __________.”

Corruption. Betrayal. __________. Coming soon to Netflix,

“House of __________.” PICK 2

Our relationship is strictly professional. Let’s not complicate things with


Because you enjoyed __________, we thought you’d like __________. PICK 2

We’re not like other news organizations. Here at Slugline, we welcome

__________ in the office.

Cancel all my meetings. We’ve got a situation with __________ that requires my

immediate attention.

If you need him to, Remy Danton can pull some strings and get you __________,

but it’ll cost you.

So when you have your Season 2 House of Cards marathon party, why not start out the night with a game of Cards Against Humanity’s House of Cards set? Frank, Claire and all the House of Cards cast of characters will be that much more fun.

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