Famous Last Words from the Most Badass Men of History

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It’s not hard to judge a man based on the last words he utters before slipping from life into that unknown void called Death.

Of course, it’s also not hard to judge a man based on his shoes or on the way he smacks his lips when eating a sandwich. Or you could judge him based on a series of triple lutzes and double axels, provided he is, in fact, a professional figure skater and partaking in a competition.

Let’s focus on those last words and see if we can’t actually get a sense of character from a few final quotes. There are countless compilations of “famous last words” out there in the world, but we’re not concerned with wit, irony, or even profundity. Not today, anyway. No, today we’re here to talk about some of the goddamned manliest things a man ever said right before he kicked off.

For more inspiration, check out the best quotes about whiskey, beer, and manliness.

“Do with me what you like, I am not going! Come on, come on! Take action! Let’s go!”

Sitting Bull

Sitting Bull, who decided against being taken into custody by the Indian Affairs police, and instead went out in a blaze of gunfire and glory. He was 59 years young and incredibly pissed off.

“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.”

Nathan Hale

OG patriot Nathan Hale spake these good American words just before being hung by British soldiers on September 22nd, 1776. He was 21 going on Immortal.

“Shoot straight, you bastards!”

Harry "Breaker" Morant

Harry “Breaker” Morant commanding his own firing squad to kill the hell out of him properly. Morant had (likely) summarily and illegally executed several Boer prisoners of war in his charge as a British military officer in the Second Anglo-Boer War, so his own death sentence wasn’t exactly unfair.

“Tis well. I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.”

George Washington

General, President and Mr. American Himself George Washington, showing us how it’s done. Now, for the record, his last words might also have just been “Tis well,” but let’s … let’s go with the whole thing. Yeah.

“The bastards tried to come over me last night. I guess they didn’t know I was a Marine.”

Edward Ahrens

Private First Class Edward Ahrens, USMC, whispered this as he succumbed to wounds suffered during his single-handed prevention of a breach in American lines on Guadalcanal during World War II. Beside him lay the bodies of multiple enemy soldiers. Ahrens was holding a sword.

“One last drink, please.”

Jack Daniel

Jack Daniel. No further annotation required.

“This is funny.”

Doc Holliday

Notorious gunslinger and gambler Doc Holliday allegedly spoke these words as he died in a Colorado hospital, probably because he always thought he’d go down in a saloon fight.

“I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.”

Thomas Hobbes

British philosopher Thomas Hobbes reportedly espoused these brave words as he laid in bed at the ripe old age of 91, dying from what some historians believe was a paralytic stroke.

“We shall have our fight in the shade.”

Dienekes 

As the legend goes, famed Spartan warrior Dienekes uttered this badass line (or some version of it) after being informed that the advancing Persian army was equipped with so many arrows that their fire would block the sun.

“To the strongest.”

Alexander the Great

Alexander the Great allegedly whipped out this manly quip after his men asked him who would take over the empire in his stead.

“More weight.”

Giles Corey

Giles Corey was accused of witchcraft during the Salem Trials of 1692. After refusing to show up in court to face the charges, the 80-year-old was sentenced to be crushed to death by rock slabs. Every time a new stone was added to his chest, he was asked to confess, but would only answer, “more weight.”

“Don’t give up the ship. Fight her till she sinks.”

Captain James Lawrence

Captain James Lawrence gave this courageous command as his ship, the USS Chesapeake, was overcome by the Royal Navy’s HMS Shannon in the War of 1812.

Article originally published by Steven John on January 18, 2016. Last updated by Cody Gohl on October 6, 2017.

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