Say It With Beef, a Beef Jerky Broquet for Your Bromance
A wise engineer once said, “what does one dude get another dude who is in the hospital without it being awkward?”
Truly, a bouquet of flowers seems a bit strange for your bro, and a gift card would definitely be a lazy, thoughtless gift. Well, look no more, as Say It With Beef has the perfect gift for your carnivorous friends: the Broquet.
There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging a little bromance every now and then, especially when beef jerky is involved . With the celebration of St. Valentine just a few weeks away, why not treat the holiday as an excuse to throw some brotherly love your buddy’s way.
The Broquet is an edible “floral” arrangement that happens to be made entirely of high-quality beef jerky. So instead of passing on flowers to your bro, say it with beef!
Say It With Beef offers two different, delicious broquets species, both roses and daisies, that are changing the guy gift game. As you can see from the pictures, both designs are true works of art by how well they resemble a flower bouquet. And instead of pollen, the broquet will be blooming with the flavors and vase style you prefer.
For the base, you can choose from a pint glass or a beer mug. You know, just to put some more manly touches on your gift. Then, Say It With Beef offers four traditional jerky flavors to the personalization arsenal. Whether your bud prefers original, teriyaki, peppered, or even if he doesn’t discriminate against flavors, then this beef gardener has got you covered.
Each broquet costs $35 a pop for a half pound of the finest, meaty flora that can be sent anywhere in the U.S.
And, if you’re a lady looking for a Valentine’s gift for your man, a beef jerky broquet might just be the perfect gift. After all, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…or something.