Man School 101: How To Put Out A Fire

man school 101 how to put out a fire extinguisher
Unless it’s in the fireplace, in the fire pit, or incinerating a massive wooden effigy as thousands of drug-addled desert people dance about, when a man sees a fire, his job is to put the damn thing out. (This is especially true if he is a professional fire fighter.)

Did you know that according to reports released by the National Fire Protection Association, home fires break more than 42 times per hour in the United States? You did know that? No you didn’t. But anyway, the facts are it’s entirely likely you will, at some point in your life, be faced with a fire you have to fight. Reacting quickly and correctly can be the difference between you looking wildly heroic and ending the night with a smirk and a scotch… and you not having a home anymore. Or a smirk.

With the right knowledge (you’ll get that here) and proper preparation (that’s on you: fire extinguishers… you need fire extinguishers), you’ll be ready to win the fight against fire. Ah… but what kind of fire will you be fighting? For you see, not all fires are created equal! (I’m not prejudiced or anything, it’s the truth.)

Without further delay, let us now discuss a few of the most common home fires and the proper way to put ’em out!

Kitchen Fires

Some of most common home fires flare up in the kitchen; these can also be the most dangerous. Flaming grease can splash onto myriad surfaces, highly flammable gasses may be involved, and, if silent movie-era comedy has taught us anything, you’ll be holding a tray of sharp knives when the fire breaks out.

To Fight Oven/Microwave Fires…

First, just close the door and turn the thing off. In many cases, a closed microwave (that has of course been unplugged) or an oven with its heat switched off will suffocate and extinguish internal fires. If that doesn’t do the trick, and especially if flames are coming out of the appliance, grab a fire extinguisher and douse the entire unit. A bucket of baking soda will also work, but the chances that you have a bucket of baking soda on hand are quite low.

There Goes Dinner...
There Goes Dinner…

Grease/Oil Fires

Hoo boy… these things are scary. Oil fires burn incredibly hot and can spread quickly with any splashing or jostling. So while it might be nice to just move a flaming pot of fire outside, don’t try it: it will be like dropping napalm on your kitchen. If at all possible, you need to smother the flames of a grease/oil fire. If the fire is in a pot, cover it with a metal lid (don’t use glass). You can also throw a fire blanket over the flames; a carpet or other thick, heavy fabric might work as well. Dry chemical fire extinguishers will also work, but for god’s sake, water will not: water will only cause these types of fire to spread. Smothering them is far and away the best solution.

Electrical Fires

Plugging too many things into the same outlet? That’s a bad idea. Using electronic devices in areas without decent air circulation? Not good. Older, worn, or exposed wiring? You’d better attend to that. Electrical fires happen quickly and unexpectedly, but usually their causes are your own lack of attention to potential issues. In other words, if you look around your house and take steps to prevent an electrical fire, you’ll probably successfully prevent it. But… let’s say you didn’t.

Appliance Fire

So your TV/computer/blender just burst into flames, ey? Well unplug that sumbitch and soak it! Yes, when an electrical unit is disconnected from its power source, it’s totally OK to use water to fight its flames. Just make sure you use lots of water! Using a fire extinguisher? Yep, also a good idea. Unless you have a purpose-built fire blanket, don’t try to smother this type of fire: chances are, the fabric you use will burn as well.

Don't Ever Do This
Don’t Ever Do This

Outlet/Wiring Fire

OK, now say there’s fire coming from the outlet itself, or from wires you can’t unplug. Pay close attention here… DON’T USE WATER! That will see the spread and growth of the conflagration. If at all possible, shut off the property’s power at once. You should know where your main breaker is, and be ready to switch it off. That may stop the fire, or at least will slow its growth. Now grab that Class C fire extinguisher you keep on hand and spray at the base of those flames!

“Common” Fires

Sometimes a fire decides to just pop on up. You don’t need fancy power outlets and toaster ovens to risk burning your home and all your possessions: a simple candle, a cigar’s ash, or an ember drifting from the fireplace on a snowy winter eve will all do the trick nicely!

If it looks like this... it's OK.
If it looks like this… it’s OK.

Wood Burning Fireplace Fire

Um… I mean there’s supposed to be a fire there, so don’t panic if you see one. If it’s getting out of hand, though, as in flames shooting out of the chimney or licking out over the hearth, you gotta put it out. First try simply breaking it up: push logs apart and then spread ash over all embers. If that doesn’t work, go ahead and grab the extinguisher. Spray the retardant at the base of the flames and sweep back and forth, using the entire contents of the extinguisher (they’re not designed for multiple uses, FYI). If you must use water, prepare to extinguish the flames with a hose or bucketsful, and then to vacate the house: the smoke and the smell are going to be awful.

Drapes/Curtains

If your curtains or drapes catch fire, you need to get them off the wall and on the ground ASAP. Like… you have mere seconds. Then hit ’em with that spray-n’-sweep method using a fire extinguisher, or use water if need be. But also… be ready to just get out.

And in fact, always be ready to just get out. When it comes to fighting fire, prevention is always the best bet. If it’s too late for that and the flames are, um… flaming… then quickly assess your potential to actually beat this thing, and always consider just grabbing the kids/wife/pets/roommate and getting your asses out of there.

(Also, call 9-1-1 in the event of every fire, even one you think you have successfully beaten. Always let the pros check.)

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