Upgrade your Game and Eliminate these Bad Pick-Up Lines from your Flirting Repertoire

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Hey Girl…

Whether IRL or online, at some point we’ve all heard, used, or been approached with a bad pick-up line. The Manual polled the Digital Trends office for real-life bad pick-up lines and organized these terrible tries into three subcategories: The Bad, the Awful, and the Worst. We’ve presented our results without comment. So, just do yourself a favor and delete these from your dating life.

The Bad

“Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”

“Your name would be more accurate with one L…because you look like an angel!” – As told to a woman named Holly.

“I heard you broke up with your boyfriend. Good news! Boyfriends are like buses; another one is always coming.”

“Girl, are you my appendix? Because i don’t know how you do what you do, but there’s this funny feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out.”

“Hey girl, what’s your name-ber?”

“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”

Related: How to Make an Awesome Online Dating Profile (That Will Actually Get You Noticed)

The Awful

“Is your father a thief?  Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

“Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes—with a 10-minute break in the middle for snacks.”

“Are those mirrors in your pants, because I can see myself in them!”

“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

The Worst

“Nice hand shake. What else can you do with it?”

“For your information, the age of consent in South Carolina is 14.”

“Would you like a protein shake though a meat straw?”

Related: On a Bad Date? Escape it with this new App called Bod

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