Man School 101: How To Play Pool Passably Well
Cue sports, including pool, billiards, and snooker, have been popular for centuries, enjoyed by such famous historical figures as Marie Antoinette (“Let them eight ball, corner pocket“), Abraham Lincoln (“Four scores and seven ball next“), and Theodore Roosevelt (“Walk softly and use a big pool stick to hit people over the head“), just to name a few.
The game of pool as it is known today evolved from table sports popular principally among the aristocracy of the era spanning from Renaissance to Revolution (American or French, take your pick), gradually becoming a favored pastime of the masses during the course of the 19th Century. The etymology of the word “billiards” can likely trace its roots to the French word “bilette” which meant “stick” or “mace.”
Today, eight ball pool is far and away the most popular cue sport the world over. The sport has been the subject of literature (remember that famous pool player Minnesota Fats was in fact the fictional creation of author Rudolf Wanderone), cinema (The Color of Money, anyone?) and song (“Rack ‘Em Up” is a lurid tale about the struggles of the table).
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And if you want to have some fun with the boys, or you simply want to avoid having your ass handed to you by a hustler, then you should learn the basics of the game.
THE BASIC ROOLS OF 8 BALL POOL
Rack the balls with the black 8 ball in the middle, and the yellow one ball at the front. Now you are your
foe opponent will make the opening shot using their cue and the white cueball.
Based on the break, you are going to be solids or stripes. Still with me? If not, notice that the balls are either solid or striped in color. OK, good.
It’s now your job to use that cue and cueball combo to drive all those striped or solid balls of yours into the pockets, switching whose turn it is each time a player fails to do so BUT WAIT!
If anyone sinks the eight ball before they have gotten all the rest of their balls into the pockets, they LOSE. And if you scratch while shooting for the eight ball, you also lose. Ah, yes: a scratch is when you drive the cueball into a pocket, or when you hit the cueball and it fails to connect with any balls or with at least two sides of the table. Oh and also, if you scratch on the break? Yeah, you lose.
So there you go, there if your painfully brief summary of the rules of eight ball pool. Now let’s teach you how to play like a pro. First step? Hire a professional teacher and practice for years. Or just read on.
HOW TO HOLD THE CUE
Choose a pool cue that feels easy for you to heft; they vary in weight between 18 to 21 ounces, usually.
When lining up your shot, place your non dominant hand squarely on the table some seven to nine inches behind the cue ball, and grip the shaft of the cue a few inches above the base.
Rest the narrow tip of the cue between your thumb and forefinger (called “open bridge”), or curl your forefinger over the shaft (yep, “closed bridge”) if you want added stability.
TAKING A SHOT
Make sure to chalk the tip of that cue! It may help you get a cleaner shot and it will make you look and feel awesome.
You should aim the tip of the cue just below the center of the cue ball when the table’s layout allows, and your shot should have its force directed at a slightly downward angle. Your arm should only move at the elbow, and the cue should be held just a few degrees above parallel with the table.
Make sure to play through the cue ball, driving the cue forward with follow through as opposed to jerking it backward after connection; this will help the cue ball to follow the trajectory you want.
Remember that when your shot is not a straight line to the pocket, knocking the cueball against the left side of the intended ball will make it travel to the right, and vice versa. That’s not magic, that’s physics, baby. (You’re a scientist, Harry.)
WINNING A GAME OF POOL
When you sink all of your balls and then the eight ball into those pocket-looking things surrounding the pool table, you win! Good job, sir!
Now go make money hustling. Or trading stocks. Or by establishing a successful landscaping company.