Magnificent Mustaches of Past and Present

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Mustaches have been worn by villains, sex icons, presidents, badasses, and everyone in between. Indeed, this prominent facial hair feature has seen many ups and downs over the years—a mustache ride, if you will. Most men can grow a mustache, but it’s what a man does with his mustache that defines him. In honor of Movember, we’ve updated our list of the best mustaches of all time. Warning: these mustaches are unironic, unapologetic, and undeniably cool.

Great Men with Great Mustaches

“Some are born with mustaches, some achieve great mustaches, and some have great mustaches thrust upon them.” This slightly altered quote from William Shakespeare (another great mustache) perfectly describes the men and mustaches in this category.

Theodore Roosevelt

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Roosevelt’s formidable mustache sat as comfortably on his upper lip as Roosevelt himself sat in the saddle. Teddy’s mustache helped him to victory during the Spanish-American War and stuck with him during his productive presidency.

Mahatma Gandhi

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Gandhi is revered for his dedication to peace, his resistance to imperialism, and his humble lifestyle. If we were to add one more thing to that list, it would be his kind, gentle mustache.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

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A devotion to non-violence wasn’t the only thing Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. gleaned from Gandhi. Though perhaps the least amazing thing about him, King’s smooth, humble mustache deserves a nod of recognition.

Fictional Characters, Real Mustaches

The following characters were born on the screen, but no one could write such magical mustaches.

Lando Calrissian

Lando Calrissian

Lando Calrissian, played by the delightful Billy Dee Williams, boasts one of the greatest mustaches in the galaxy. If you were to behold Lando’s mustache in the halls of Cloud City, you might hear yourself say, “That thing’s operational!”

Warner Oland

Warner Oland

This Swedish-American was the first to sport the infamous Fu Manchu in a series of films as Detective Charlie Chan. That’s right, the facial hair that would go on to define many Asian films was first introduced by a European.

Ron Swanson

PARKS AND RECREATION -- Pictured: Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson -- NBC Photo: Mitchell Haaseth

Flickr: NBC Photo – Mitchell Haaseth

Nick Offreman’s character on beloved series Parks And Recreation was known for his staunch Libertarian views almost as much as his staunch ‘stache. Offreman still carries the facial hair, most recently as lawyer Karl Weathers in the series remake of Fargo.

Magnum, P.I.

Magnum, P.I.

Private Investigator Thomas Magnum was Tom Selleck’s breakout role and the world’s introduction to one of the best mustaches of all time. Selleck’s mustache continues its glorious reign as Police Commissioner Francis Regan on “Blue Bloods”.

Artsy and Brainy Mustaches

The following men must have stroked and twisted their mustaches as they dreamt up new ways to change the world.

Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali

Surrealist Salvador Dali eschewed the conventional notions of logic, reality, and mustache grooming. Dali’s waxed masterpiece was as strange and wonderful as his numerous artistic endeavors.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein

Einstein is widely considered the smartest man ever to have lived. Legend has it that the “m” in “E=mc2” originally stood for “mustache.” When the numbers didn’t add up, Einstein reluctantly changed it to “mass.”

Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Nietzsche

This 19th century German philosopher challenged traditional ideas of morality and religion.  Unfortunately, he passed away before he could discover how to eat with such a giant, intrusive mustache.

Alex Trebek

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The Jeopardy host has had an on-and-off again mustache throughout the show’s 25 year+ reign on television. While he’s currently ‘stacheless, the ’80s and ’90s era Trebek is one of legend. The photo featured above is from his first season in 1984.

Other Notable Mustaches

There have been many great mustaches over the years—too many to name here. Still, no list of great mustaches would be complete without mentioning the following men.

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury’s mustache was an undeniable part of his legendary onstage presence. As far as rock ‘staches go, Mercury’s is definitely the champion.

Mark Twain

Mark Twain

Look at this majestic son of a gun. It’s only fitting that the man who wrote some of the greatest American novels also rocked one of the greatest American mustaches.

Gene Wilder

Gene Wilder

This list wouldn’t be complete without mentioning one of the greatest actors of all time that we lost earlier this year. Wilder’s wit and on-screen magic were routinely matched by his tidy upper lip in films like “Willy Wonka” and “Young Frankenstein.”

If you work hard, believe in yourself, and learn the proper grooming techniques, the world’s next great mustache could be yours. Visit the official Movember website for more information on great mustaches and how you can help spread awareness of men’s health issues.